Sometimes a song just cements your throne forever, and for George Strait, it was a little tongue-in-cheek love letter that made every Texan proud to claim him as their king.

On this day back in 1987, “All My Ex’s Live in Texas” climbed its way to No. 1, a perfect storm of swingin’ steel guitars, Texas name-drops, and that smooth Strait drawl that made broken hearts sound like a damn good time. It was his eleventh chart-topper at the time, but it hit different. It was playful but sharp, nostalgic yet cheeky. Only George Strait could make running from your old flames sound like a two-step worth learning.

The genius behind that line? Thank Sanger “Whitey” Shafer, the songwriting rascal who knew a thing or two about ex-wives back home in the Lone Star State. Sitting with his wife Lyndia at the time, he knocked out a song that turned his own bruised love life into country gold. They changed the names and hometowns just enough to keep his exes from showing up with pitchforks, but you can hear the grin in every verse.

Then came Strait, the real-life opposite of the song’s ramblin’ Casanova. Married to his high school sweetheart, Norma, since 1971, King George has never been the guy dodging exes at the Texas line. But that’s the magic of Strait. He could sing a line about a runaway heart or a rodeo drifter, and you’d swear he lived every word. He slipped on Shafer’s story like a pair of worn-in boots and made it his own.

“All My Ex’s Live in Texas” wasn’t just a clever hook. It was a Texas postcard drenched in neon light, a wink and a nod to every backroads bar where folks trade stories about the ones that got away or the ones you’re glad did. Strait’s delivery made it timeless, that easy confidence that lets you laugh at heartbreak instead of drowning in it.

And man, did it stick. The song grabbed him a Grammy nomination, but more importantly, it etched Strait deeper into country music’s bedrock. It’s the song that makes even non-Texans wish they were from there, that makes old cowboys and new TikTok kids grin when they hear that first line. It’s the soundtrack for every dusty dance floor when the clock hits midnight and the whiskey’s got people reminiscing about the ones they’d cross state lines to avoid.

There’s a reason it still hits today. Back then, Strait was a fresh-faced rancher with a hat big enough to hide in, proving to Nashville that real country wasn’t going anywhere. Now, decades later, the King’s still on the road, still packing out arenas full of folks who know every word to this one by heart.

Whitey Shafer went on to pen more gems for Strait, but none summed up Strait’s secret sauce better. Real country swagger, a dose of sly humor, and just enough steel guitar to keep your boots tapping all night.

So here’s to George Strait, the man who turned a simple line about exes into a crown jewel of country storytelling. Every jukebox from Abilene to Galveston ought to crank this one up today because no matter how many hits he racks up, “All My Ex’s Live in Texas” will always be the song that proved the King of Country didn’t just sing about Texas. He ran it.