Some things in life are just too good to be true. Like finding out Garth Brooks used to bounce rowdy cowboys out of honky-tonks before becoming the best-selling solo artist in U.S. history.

On an episode of The Kelly Clarkson Show, things took a turn when a fan in the audience asked Brooks about his time as a bouncer. Before he could even answer, Clarkson’s jaw hit the floor. “You were a bouncer?” she blurted out, wide-eyed and full of disbelief, like someone just told her George Strait was in a boy band.

“For three years,” Brooks replied, cool as ever.

“You’re so nice! What were you like, ‘scuse me, sir?’” Clarkson asked, struggling to picture the man who wrote “The Dance” body-checking drunks at the door.

The whole thing was so off-brand it almost felt like a joke. But Brooks doubled down, explaining that back in his college days, he rolled deep with a crew of wrestlers and football players. He was a javelin thrower at Oklahoma State, which didn’t exactly help paint a picture of bouncer intimidation. When Clarkson found out about that, too, she just about lost it. “You were a javelin thrower?” she asked, cracking up.

“Freshman, sophomore. You gotta catch it. If you survive that, then you get to throw it,” Brooks quipped, delivering one of the most unexpected javelin jokes in daytime TV history.

But Brooks wasn’t just bouncing. He was dancing.

Yep, the future legend of “Friends in Low Places” wasn’t tossing folks out every night. In fact, he admitted during a past appearance on Good Morning America that he spent most nights at the Oklahoma bar Tumbleweed two-stepping with strangers more than scrapping with them.

“It was the greatest gig to have,” he said. “There was about 12 of us. All of us were big. Wrestlers, football players. So I basically just got to dance all night long.”

Let that image settle in for a second. Garth Brooks, somewhere in the late ’80s, working security at a rowdy bar in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Cowboy hat on, dancing with co-eds instead of clocking rowdy drunks. No wonder the man can work a stage like it’s second nature. He cut his teeth working a dance floor before he ever had a hit on the charts.

And while most artists might stiffen up talking about the climb, Brooks tells these stories like he’s still that college kid with a killer two-step and a part-time gig at the Tumbleweed. No ego, no gloss. Just pure, salt-of-the-earth charm.

That’s what made Clarkson’s reaction so priceless. She wasn’t just surprised. She was shocked. The contrast between the Garth Brooks we all know, soft-spoken and sentimental, and this bouncer-turned-superstar storyline was too much to take.

And it’s not the first time Garth has knocked her sideways. The man shows up on her stage, tells stories about asking his daughters to take care of Trisha Yearwood if anything ever happened to him, and then drops punchlines like, “We got your back, bra strap,” courtesy of his youngest daughter, Allie.

Only Garth Brooks can go from emotional tearjerker to javelin jokes in under 60 seconds. He’s basically a walking country song wrapped in dad jokes and denim. And that’s why fans, famous ones included, can’t get enough of him.

So yes, Garth Brooks was a bouncer. He was also a college athlete. And now? He’s a living country music icon who still manages to shock Kelly Clarkson on her own stage. That’s a resume you don’t see every day.